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weather was very hot and this man wanted
some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair
ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt
said the embarrassed man. "You really
the lady replied, "Right now, you are thinking
########## Little Johnny At Church Joke##########
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little
"Good morning pastor" replied the
young man not taking his
"Well son, these are all the people who
have died in the
Soberly, they stood together staring up at
the large plaque.
"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"
Three old men joke
Three old men were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The second man says" that's nothing, I wake up
The third man says "That's nothing. Like clockwork,
The other 2 says, "Wow, that is great!"
The third replies, "Not so great, I don't get
Funny Veterinarian Joke
A man carried his dog into the veterinarian's office.
"I want a second opinion!" cried the man,
deeply upset at
So the vet went into the back room and brought out
"The cat agrees that your dog is dead,"
announced the vet.
He set the dog on the table and he walked up and down
Finally the man agreed there was nothing to be done.
"WHAT? $650? Why so much?" asked the man.
The vet replied, "My diagnosis was just $50.
Traffic Ticket Joke
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons.
He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge,only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"WHAT FOR?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking
his wallet, the judge relented:
The guy replied... "I know
- I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words!"
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